Who me?
(Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque, via fuckyeahdementia)
David Cameron chilling with the rest of his crew. “Big Riddim Society”
Gaddafi celebrates his inheritance of Elizabeth Taylor’s wardrobe.
Ed Miliband comes across ‘Leaders Looking Cool’. Unfortunately Ed will never look cool, nor will he be a leader.
Mubarak saw this suit and thought… “that’s got my name all over it…”
(Source: howtotalktogirlsatparties)
“My parents shared not only an improbable love, they shared an abiding faith in the possibilities of this nation. They would give me an African name, Barack, or blessed, believing that in a tolerant America your name is no barrier to success. They imagined me going to the best schools in the land, even though they weren’t rich, because in a generous America you don’t have to be rich to achieve your potential.” -Barack Obama (on hopping out of bed and turning his swag on).
“There was a point in my life when I started hangin’ around with a pretty ugly crowd… they were dead beats, they were unrepentant no good punks, That’s right, I was a member of the US Senate.” -Barack Obama (on being born and raised in West Philadelphia, spending most of his days in a playground, chilling out, maxing, relaxing and shooting b-ball outside school.)
“I did lots of things before I came into politics which I shouldn’t have done. We all did.” -David Cameron (on being nick-named ‘the ruler’ on account of the length of the lines of cocaine he hoovered up)
“I’m not afraid of nuclear weapons.” -Mahmoud Ahmadinajad (on being hard)
“I like all Russian women.” -Vladimir Putin
“He has a fondness for some of Afghanistan’s most profitable exports…” -U.N. Envoy (on Karzai’s heroin-chic)
“Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter!” -George W. Bush (on leaving the G8 summit in Japan)
“I inhaled frequently, that was the point.” -Barack Obama (on smoking marijuana)
